APp LyInG FoR L eAvE? ------Consider this!!!-100Th Post.

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I received a funny forward.Though many persons have read this forward i am posting this for you.This is on my 100th post.

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

*Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from anemployee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant aweek's leave.."

*From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

*Another employee applied for half day leaveas follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10o-clocks and I may notreturn, please grant me half day casual leave"

*An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one dayholiday."

*A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am sufferingfrom headache. I requestyou to leave me today"

*Another leave letter written to theheadmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leavefor the day."